Oh crap that's funny! I wonder if it was my buddy Ron. It sounds like it could have been.
One time we had a Red Wings (Stanly Cup) party at his house. Probably about 20 of us or so watching on his big screen. Keg of beer all kinds of food, our band set up, stuff like that. Well Ron's Father in law lives with him and his Father in Laws girlfriend is a bit of a Bee itch. She had parked herself on Ron's wife's computer and wouldn't get off. Ron's wife must have asked her ten times if she would please log off.
Well Ron being his usual gassy self noticed what was going on and walks by and cranks one loose right next to her. Silent but deadly but Ron being a joker let all of us but her know by bending over just before he did it. This old lady starts fanning the air and coughing but still doesn't get off the computer. Ron does this three times and each time he gets louder and more obnoxious about it. The last time he puts his rear end right next to her ear and cranks a loud one loose.
We were all just dying laughing, it cleared the room because it was that bad. So now we are all outside crying and laughing and wiping our eyes. The old witch still didn't get out of the seat though. But dang was it funny.
Believe it or not that is just one of dozens of Ron farts/shits himself or pees someplace he shouldn't stories. He is the lead guitars in one of my bands and playing gigs with that gassy fool is a riot, but practice sessions in small rooms can really be rough on the old nasal cavities.
